Archive for the 'Citations' Category

J’adore ces paraprosdokian sentences… Je pense d’ailleurs que ce sera la thématique de cette section “citation du week-end” pour les 4 prochaines semaines! ;-)

Et en bonus, d’autres phrases extraordinaires que j’ai diffusé sur mon profil et sur la page de WowEffect sur Facebook cette semaine… Enjoy!

• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
• A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
• You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
• You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.
• A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station
• Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
• Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
• Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
• Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.
• The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!